Random Thoughts....

A word to the wise ain't necessary...it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.


God did not intend religion to be an exercise club (on why some people preach exercise clubs)

Honesty is the best policy...when there is money in it.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.