1. A Sport that has Players Constantly Grabbing their Crotches Can't be All that Sophisticated.
2. There's no Tobacco Spitting in Football...What a Disgusting Habit.
3. NFL Head Coaches don't wear those silly, form-fitting polyester uniforms like baseball managers do. Real Leaders don't Sport Tights.
4. Cheerleaders.
5. The NFL Commissioner has Power...Real Power.
6. Quarterbacks have 3-5 seconds to release the football or they get hit....Simple. Pitchers on the other hand take forever to deliver the baseball: rub the cap, scratch the rear end, stare at the catcher for a few seconds, Spit, Scratch again, spit, and then pitch....ENOUGH ALREADY.
7. Most Football Officials are in Excellent Physical Condition. Baseball's Umpires need a Salad or two...They're all Shaped like JOHN CANDY.
8. Baseball tops out at 162 games...Have they ever heard the phrase "less is more"?
9. What exactly does a Baseball Manager do?
10. Superbowl Commercials...They're more entertaining than some movies. Advertisers don't bother spending all that cash on a WORLD SERIES Contest...No one is Watching.
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